The burpetrator has been identified! Curly Mullet McGee is sitting in the breakroom at this very moment. He let out a fresh batch of gaseousness about five minutes ago, and as soon as I heard the violent eruption of gas I plugged my nose and casually ran into the breakroom to find him sitting by his lonesome. And I kid you not, the burpfest is playing an encore as I continue to type. I'm speechless. And typeless.
I'm going to get some "fresh" air.
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