Listen, Think, then Speak

The following is from a phone conversation that I just had with one of the printers I’m working with on a project.

Me: Hi Printer. It’s Megan, how’s it going?
Printer: Hi Megan.
Me: Good.


How long have I been conversing? Almost 25 years now? You think I’d get the hang of forming a cognitive sentence by now. Apparently I still need practice. Along with incomplete sentences, I have also started making up my own words. The following are some of my biggest hits:

Reducted
Exube
Devouted

And for the life of me I have been having the hardest time not mixing up conscious and conscience.

Stayed tuned for more, as I am sure there will be plenty to come.